Hey guys, was told to get a Tumblr, so here I am. Need someone to talk to? I'm here, and I don't judge. This is where I let stuff out, so apologies if I offend anyone. Stay safe, all <3

 

yesimstacysmom:

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

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and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

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just imagine cemeteries looking like this

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life after death

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

(Source: rainbow-road-to-happiness)

cleanbodyfreshstart:


Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

This is absolute perfection

cleanbodyfreshstart:

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

This is absolute perfection

(Source: funnynhilariousgif)

thepicture-of-doriangray:

6 glasses in is the worst because you’re sober enough to know you should stop drinking but intoxicated enough to think “naw, I can have a few more drinks”

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

quorious:

this is the funniest post i have ever seen and now i need to start watching this show

(Source: regardlxss)

deathspeaker:

allow-me-to-speak:

artbymoga:

Yo refusing to walk through a door because a woman is holding it open for you is not chivalry, it’s called being an asshole.

When you hold a door open for someone, it should have nothing to do with their gender/sex/identity and everything to do with you just being a considerate human being. 

I actually had a guy grab my waist, physically pick me up, yank me off of the door handle, and carry me through the door because I did this.

I reflexively open doors for folks and older dudes seem to hate it the most.

overratedsuicide:

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH DEPRESSION TO JUST BE HAPPY

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY TO JUST STOP WORRYING

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH AN ED TO JUST EAT

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH PTSD TO JUST GET OVER IT

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ADHD/ADD TO JUST CALM DOWN

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone